Do you want to use Google Analytics in your blog for monitoring in your blog/website traffic? All Blogger want to know real or accurate statistics of his blog traffic. And every blogger should use Google Analytics for analyzed web traffic for make blog more useful according to type visitors. Google Analytics provide maximum information of visitor like which device visitor use desktop or mobile and by which search keyword visitor come in your site so you can provide more helpful information according to visitor search keyword. You can Install Google Analytics in your blog very easily below I will tell how to use and install Google Analytics in your blog.

Why you need to use Google Analytics in your blog?

1. Real Time Visitors: These features provide you information about Real time active visitors mean how many visitors are active now in your website. It’s providing more information like which page is using visitor or visitor geographical location and more.



2. Geographical Location: You can know the geographical location of your visitors. You can know which country visitor mostly uses your site. .



3. Average Visit Duration: One of the best features that you can know that how much time your blog visitor is spending on your blog. By know average visit duration you can get idea your site content or information is useful or not.



4. Operator System, Browser and Service Provider: This feature is providing you visitor operating system or browser information like which operating system visitor use or which browser visitor use. Or show you service provider name .



5. Page views, Daily Visits and Unique Visits: This tool provide information like how much page views are you getting daily and how much new visitors comes in your site today. .

How to Install Google Analytics in Blogger

1. Go to Google Analytics and Sign In With Google Account.



2. Now click on signup button right side of the top. (See helping image below)





3. Fill The Simple Form Fill It with Your Fields (See helping image below)





4. After Filling The Form, Just Click The "Get Tracking ID" Button and Proceed To Next Step.



5. Now here you’ll Be Asked for Accepting Their Policies, So Read Their Policies and Hit Accept Button. (See helping image below)






6. After accept Terms of Service Agreement Google analytics will be provide you a Tracking ID code just add this code to your blog. (See helping image below)

How to add Google Analytics Tracking ID in Blogger

1. Go to Blogger



2. Go to your blog Layout option.



3. Now Select Add a Gadget option.



4. Now select Html/Java Script option



5. Now past the Google analytics Tracking ID code in Content area field and press save button.




Know more About How to add Gadget In blogger

How to Remove Blogger Navigation Bar (Navbar)

What is Navbar in Blogger?

The advantages of Navbar are the Below given:

• When you click on the B icon, it will take you to blogger.com


• a quick link to your Dashboard and "Sign in /Sign out" dialog


• You can easily search for other blogs


• You can "Flag Blog" (if you consider content of a blog objectionable)


• Next Blog - takes you to a random, recently-updated Blogger blog

So how you can remove/Hide navbar?

How to add above css in blogger template for remove navbar.

• How To Remove Auto Read More Option From Blogger
• remove blogger navbar css
• how to hide navbar in blogger

Do you want to edit your blogger template html source code? You want add some css code/HTML tag or java Script in you blogger template for some change in your template but you have no idea how to change in html.

Why we need Edit or modify blogger template html source code?

How to Edit Blogger Template HTML Source Code?

1. Go to blogger Dashboard


2. Select Template option



3. Click in Edit HTML button.

How to edit Template HTML?

Know more Feature of Blogger Template Editor.

1. Find Feature (Ctrl+F)



For find some keyword press Ctrl+F for search you keyword.





2. Quick Replace Feature (Ctrl+Shift+F)



For replace you keyword with other keyword press Ctrl+Shift+F this feature will change all same keywords one by one.


Exp- you want to change <h3> with <h2> you have 5 time <h3> so u need to press 5 time ok button for replace keyword.






3. Quick all replace Feature (Ctrl+Shift+R).



For Replace all same keyword by one click press Ctrl+shift+R enter your keyword you want to replace now enter your new keyword which you want to replace with old keyword this feature will replace all old keyword with new keyword.






4. Jump to Widget.



For finding code related to specific widget has become very easy by this new template editor, Just need click jump to widget dropdown button and select the widget which you want to modify or delete, by select widget you will be reach to widget source code area now you can easily modify that widget code.






5. Preview template.



By using of preview template option you can see preview of your template without saving your template if you like this preview then click on save template button.






6. Edit Template.



Press edit template button if you press preview template and you want to go again in editing option so press edit template button.




Try HTML Editor Tool




7. Revert Changes



If you make some change in html code and you check the preview and you don’t want to apply this change just press revert change button all changes will be delete but after press save template you can’t revert changes.







8. Save Template.



After check preview you want to keep this change press save template.

Why you need to backup your blogger template?

How to backup Blogger template?

1. Login to your Blogger Account


2. Select your blog.


3. Click on “Template” (See below helping image)






4. Click “Backup / Restore” Button you will be find this bottom right side on the top. (See below helping image)






5. After click Backup / Restore button a small window will be open. Now click to download full template button for Backup of you blog templates. (See below helping image)

• Now save your Blogger template backup file in your pc.

How to restore Blogger template?

1. Go to your Blogger dashboard and Click on “Template” (See below helping image)






2. Select Backup/Restore button from top right corner. (See below helping image)






3. Choose a template file from your computer and click upload. You have restored your template! (See below helping image)

Love Quotes for Him or Her



1. To the world, you may be one person, but to one person you are the world.
2. If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk in my garden forever.
3. Each day I love you more, today more than yesterday and less than tomorrow.
4. I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.
5. My love for you is past the mind, beyond my heart, and into my soul.
6. If you are not too long, I will wait for you all my life.
7. My love for you has no depth, its boundaries are ever-expanding My love and my life with you will be a never-ending story.
8. You're special to me in every way. Thank you for being who you are and for letting me be myself
9. If I had to choose between breathing and loving you I would use my last breath to tell you I love you
10. Let your love be like the misty rain, coming softly, but flooding the river
11. Love stretches your heart and makes you big inside.
12. I love you not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you.
13. Your love shines in my heart as sun that shines upon the earth.
14. You gave me the greatest gift, the growth of love. It started as a little seed and has grown into a flowering tree.
15. To be your friend was all I ever wanted; to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.
16. I want every morning to start being wrapped in your arms.
17. Wherever I go, whomever I am with and whatever I do, I know you are always with me. And you should better know that I will always need you.
18. You are always there when I get into trouble, lifting me up when I am down, cheering me with your jokes and sharing my sorrows. You are the air I need to breathe and I cannot live without you.
19. I seem to have loved you in numberless forms, numberless times, in life after life, in age after age forever.
20. I've fallen in love many times... always with you



Love Quotes in English



21. I have found the paradox, that if you love until it hurts, there can be no more hurt, only more love.
22. I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.
23. Love is like a beautiful flower which I may not touch, but whose fragrance makes the garden a place of delight just the same.
24. Can miles truly separate you from friends... If you want to be with someone you love, aren't you already there?
25. What we have once enjoyed we can never lose. All that we love deeply becomes a part of us.
26. A new command I give you: Love one another. As I have loved you, so you must love one another.
27. If you can learn to love yourself and all the flaws, you can love other people so much better. And that makes you so happy.
28. Love is always bestowed as a gift - freely, willingly and without expectation. We don't love to be loved; we love to love.
29. The greatest happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved; loved for ourselves, or rather, loved in spite of ourselves.
30. Love is when he gives you a piece of your soul, that you never knew was missing.
31. Love many things, for therein lies the true strength, and whosoever loves much performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well.
32. The moment you have in your heart this extraordinary thing called love and feel the depth, the delight, the ecstasy of it, you will discover that for you the world is transformed.
33. There is no disguise which can hide love for long where it exists, or simulate it where it does not.
34. Love is the only reality and it is not a mere sentiment. It is the ultimate truth that lies at the heart of creation.
35. Love is of all passions the strongest, for it attacks simultaneously the head, the heart and the senses.
36. Friendship often ends in love; but love in friendship - never.
37. True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
38. Love seecatch not itself to please, nor for itself hath any care, but for another gives its ease, and builds a Heaven in Hell's despair.
39. Love is the joy of the good, the wonder of the wise, the amazement of the Gods.
40. We need 4 hugs a day for survival. We need 8 hugs a day for maintenance. We need 12 hugs a day for growth.



Love Quotes in Hindi



41. Hame dekh k chehra ghuma lete hai, mere naam pe najre fira lete hai, par ek bat pe na chale jor unka, krte hai baatein gairo ki, lekin kasme mere nam ki kha lete hai..
42. Hans kar gam ko bhulana kitna mushkil hai, Hans kar gam ko bhulana kitna mushkil hai……. Toot kar fir muskurana kitna mushkil hai. Jab door tak chalo kisee ke saath to Tanha loat kar aana kitna mushkil hai!
43. Sapna h ankho me mgr neend kahi or h, Dil to hai jism me magar dhadkan kahi or hai! Kaise bayan kare apna HaaL-E-Dil, Jee to rahe h magar zindgi kahi or hai.
44. Apko paakar ab khona nahi chahate. Itna khush ho ker ab rona nahi chahate. Yeh aalam hai hamara aapki judai se. Aankho mein neend hai magar sona nahi chahate.
45. Tum mano Na Mano hm yaad karenge tum sMJho na sMJho huM aitbaR krege kya kre ya Rishta hi kuch esa he tum Msg kR0 ya Na kR0 hM intezaR kaRen
46. Jo nahi ata uska intezar kyo hota hai kisi ke liye apna ye hal kyu hota hai yu to duniya me kafi log pyare hai par jo nahi milta usi se pyar kyu hota ha
47. Tum dost ho mere sada k liye, Main zinda hoon tumhaari wafa k liye, Kar Lena laakhon shikwa mujhse magar, Na hona khafa khuda k liye.
48. Fir nahi baste wo dil jo ek baar ujad jate hain, Kabrein jitni bhi saja lo, par koyi zinda nahi hota.
49. Aapki judai bhi humein pyar karti hai. Aapki yaad bahut bekrar karti hai. Jaate jaate kahin bhi mulakat ho jaye aapse, Talash aapko yeh nazar bar bar karti hai…
50. Kabhi b Kisi ki bat par aitbar mat karna, Dosti ki had kabhi par na karna, Kho doge use hamesha k liye, Isliye jo sabse achcha lage usse kabhi pyar na kaRna.
51. Dil Ki Dhadkan Se Teri Awaz Aati Hai, Meri Har Saans Se Teri Awaz Aati Hai , Na Jane Kya Ho Gya Hai Muje , Main Baat Karta Hu Teri Awaz Aati Hai…
52. Duniya jise neend keheti hai, Jane woh kya cheez hoti hai, Aankhe to hum bhi band karte hain, Aur woh aapse milne ki tarkeeb hoti hai...
53. Hum iss qadar tumpe mar mittege Tum jahan dekhoge hum hi tumhe dikhege Rakhna har pal iss dil mein hamari yaad Hamare baad hamare pyar ki daastaan duniya vaale likhege
54. Chahat Teri Pehchan He Meri… Mahobbat Teri Shaan He Meri… Hoke Juda Tujse Kya Reh Paunga… Tu To Aakhir Jaan he Meri…
55. Kisi k paas ane me waqt lagta h kisi ko apna banane me waqt lagta h, humne bahut pahle mangi thi apki dosti, par khuda ne kaha anmol cheez pane me waqt lagta hai.
56. Ye Promise Hai Humara, Na Chhodenge Kabhi Saath Tumhara. Jo Gaye Tum Hume Bhool Kar, Le Aayenge Pakad Kar Haath Tumhara.
57. Rote hain tanha dekh kar mujhko wo raaste, Jin pe tere baghair main guzra kabhi na tha.
58. Use ko to bichadne ka tarika bhi nahi aata, Jate jate khud ko mere dil me hi chhod gaya.
59. Zindagi Kitni Khubsurat hoti, Agar teri chahat adhoori na hoti, Kuchh uljhane khuchh majbooriyan hoti beshak, Magar pyar mein itni dooriyan na hoti
60. Dilon mein aarzu ke diye jalte rahenge aakhon se aansu nikalte rahenge aap shamaa bankar dil mein roshani toh karo hum to mom bankar pighalte rahenge..

1. We know what we are, but know not what we may be.
2. Believe you can and you're halfway there.
3. The truth is on the march and nothing will stop it.
4. We can't help everyone, but everyone can help someone.
5. You must do the things you think you cannot do.
6. Silent pictures show us how we lived and what our attitudes were. And as an art form, they can be wonderfully entertaining and often inspirational.
7. Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul.
8. Our ideals are our better selves.
9. Happiness is the natural flower of duty.
10. Teachers need to be more inspirational. But it's also up to engineering to make itself more interesting.
11. Space is an inspirational concept that allows you to dream big.
12. I hated every minute of training, but I said, 'Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.'
13. I think that the reason for my success is that I am really not aspirational. I am inspirational in that the people at home feel like they can really relate to me.
14. Ideas shape the course of history.



Inspiring quotes



15. I do a lot of inspirational talks for kids, to motivate them to change their lives and give them hope.
16. Turn your face to the sun and the shadows fall behind you.
17. Brand is not a product, that's for sure; it's not one item. It's an idea, it's a theory, it's a meaning, it's how you carry yourself. It's aspirational, it's inspirational.
18. Great hopes make great men.
19. God loves to help him who strives to help himself.
20. When you have a dream, you've got to grab it and never let go.
21. Be faithful to that which exists within yourself.
22. God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him.
23. Let us dream of tomorrow where we can truly love from the soul, and know love as the ultimate truth at the heart of all creation.
24. We can change our lives. We can do, have, and be exactly what we wish.
25. In a gentle way, you can shake the world.
26. I am not afraid of tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today!
27. I believe there's an inner power that makes winners or losers. And the winners are the ones who really listen to the truth of their hearts.
28. I've been absolutely terrified every moment of my life - and I've never let it keep me from doing a single thing I wanted to do.



Motivational quotes



29. It is not ignorance but knowledge which is the mother of wonder.
30. I can't change the direction of the wind, but I can adjust my sails to always reach my destination.
31. You don't look out there for God, something in the sky, you look in you.
32. From a small seed a mighty trunk may grow.
33. As knowledge increases, wonder deepens.
34. You change your life by changing your heart.
35. Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'!
36. You are always free to change your mind and choose a different future, or a different past.
37. I love those who yearn for the impossible.
38. Whoever is happy will make others happy too.
39. It is never too late to be what you might have been.
40. Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present.
41. There are two ways of spreading light: to be the candle or the mirror that reflects it.



Positive quotes



42. If the world seems cold to you, kindle fires to warm it.
43. All you need is the plan, the road map, and the courage to press on to your destination.
44. Everyone here has the sense that right now is one of those moments when we are influencing the future.
45. Wonder rather than doubt is the root of all knowledge.
46. Be brave enough to live life creatively. The creative place where no one else has ever been.
47. Either write something worth reading or do something worth writing.
48. Change your thoughts and you change your world.
49. Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive.
50. It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
51. Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
52. Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
53. Put your heart, mind, and soul into even your smallest acts. This is the secret of success.
54. Don't judge each day by the harvest you reap but by the seeds that you plant.



Good Thoughts



55. I hated every minute of training, but I said, Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.
56. We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us.
57. Only the mediocre are always at their best.
58. What we achieve inwardly will change outer reality.
59. What lies behind you and what lies in front of you, pales in comparison to what lies inside of you.
60. Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
61. As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them.
62. If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
63. By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
64. If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
65. Each day provides its own gifts.

1. With improve, it's a combination of listening and not trying to be funny.
2. I actually think of being funny as an odd turn of mind, like a mild disability, some weird way of looking at the world that you can't get rid of.
3. Funny is the world I live in. You're funny, I'm interested. You're not funny, I'm not interested.
4. Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works.
5. Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!
6. If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area.
7. My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings.
8. It's funny how a chubby kid can just be having fun, and people call it entertainment!
9. Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
10. As soon as you are trying to be funny or dramatic, that's when things start feeling fake and boring.
11. I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.
12. One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.
13. The funny guy doesn't get the girl until later in life. High school, college, everyone still wants the brooding, dangerous guy you shouldn't have.
14. Without hurting anybody, we all tend to laugh at others' discomfort. When someone slips on a banana skin and falls it's funny.
15. A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.
16. It's a funny thing; the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.
17. I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.
18. Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.
19. By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out.
20. The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver.
21. We are all here on earth to help others; what on earth the others are here for I don't know.
22. If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late.
23. Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
24. I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
25. I'm undaunted in my quest to amuse myself by constantly changing my hair.
26. Men are liars. We'll lie about lying if we have to. I'm an algebra liar. I figure two good lies make a positive.
27. Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who would want to live in an institution?
28. If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.
29. There are lots of people who mistake their imagination for their memory.
30. I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
31. A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
32. If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
33. The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
34. Mail your packages early so the post office can lose them in time for Christmas.
35. I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.
36. My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at?
37. Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.
38. A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'
39. Brought up to respect the conventions, love had to end in marriage. I'm afraid it did.
40. Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
41. Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely.
42. If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.
43. They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
44. I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
45. Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the top.
46. A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.
47. That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard.
48. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
49. Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
50. I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
51. Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race.
52. The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.
53. Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is horned by posterity because he was the last to discover America.
54. An optimist is a fellow who believes a housefly is looking for a way to get out.
55. When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.
56. I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
57. The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
58. The funny thing is, I'm so used to not caring what anyone says, good or bad, that unfortunately even when people say good things... I wish it made me feel good, but it doesn't.
59. It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.
60. If I want to knock a story off the front page, I just change my hairstyle.
61. I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
62. Someone told me that when they go to Vermont, they feel like they're home. I'm that way at Sakes.
63. I don't like forcing comedy and people just trying to do things just to find a funny beat all the time.
64. I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.
65. That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife.
66. Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
67. I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
68. Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
69. People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an accountant.
70. I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something is wrong with me.
71. When you're eight years old nothing is your business.
72. I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose.
73. A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
74. I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.
75. When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
76. It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.
77. If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.
78. Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.
79. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
80. There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together.
81. Before I refuse to take your questions, I have an opening statement.
82. The one thing you shouldn't do is try to tell a cab driver how to get somewhere.
83. I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.
84. I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
85. I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
86. It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
87. My mother was against me being an actress - until I introduced her to Frank Sinatra.
88. I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
89. Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.
90. When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.
91. Television has brought back murder into the home - where it belongs.
92. Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.
93. If it weren't for Philo T. Farnsworth, inventor of television, we'd still be eating frozen radio dinners.
94. The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.
95. The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'
96. Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
97. My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
98. Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn.
99. Working with Julie Andrews is like getting hit over the head with a valentine.
100. If you're funny, if there's something that makes you laugh, then every day's going to be okay.

• An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet.
  Englishman: Good evening, how do u do?
  Santa: Good evening, we open the zip and do.
  
• A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
  Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
  Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out
  
• Jeeto: If I die what'll you do?
  Santa: I may also die.
  Jeeto: Why?
  Santa: Some time too much of happiness can also kill a man.
  
• Teacher to santa: where were you born?
  Santa: Thiruvananthapuram
  Teacher: can u spell it?
  Santa (after thinking for some time): I think I was born in GOA.
  
• Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto
  Banta asks: Why r u removing a wheel from your auto?
  Santa: Can't u read ‘Parking for two wheelers only'
  
• Santa: I'm a proud father. My son is in medical college.
  Banta: What's he studying?"
  Santa: He is not studying, they are studying him!
  
• Santa standing on platform
  Suddenly jumps on the railway track.
  Banta: Santa you will die.
  Santa: you will die, have you not
  Heard train is coming on platform.
  
• Santa's wife dies. He is calm,
  But his wife's lover is crying furiously...
  Finally, santa consoles him:
  Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
  
• Santa was looking at a painting for a long time of a naked woman with leaves covering the body,
  he was asked what he was doing and he answered: Waiting for autumn.
• Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day.
  Banta asked: What are you doing?
  Santa: Drying sweat
  
• Santa goes to buy a underwear.
  On choosing one he asks: How much for this?
  Shopkeeper: Rs 500
  Santa: Please show me daily wear underwear not Party wear.
• Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
  Banta: He probably got a lot of applause when he got out.
  Santa: I didn't say he got out.



santa banta jokes in hindi



• Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
  Santa: Hai
  Frog: Nahin hai
  Santa: Hai
  Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
  Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi?
  
• Santa Banta zid kar rahe c monkey dekhan di... so tuhade ghar da address dita hai.
  Yaar 2-4 tapusian maar ke dikha deo bichare khush ho jaan ge.
• Banta:-meri aadat hai,main jo bhi kaam karta hoon usme doob jata hoon.
  Santa:-to tum kuaa kyon nahin khodte? v
• Santa jain: murga kesa diya.
  Shopkeeper: Rs. 80 Rs. 50 Rs. 10
  Santa jain: Rs. Ka itna sasta kyu?
  Shopkeeper: Saab isse aids hai.
  Santa jain: de do khana hai, shaadi thodi karni hai!!
  
• Santa:-jab main paida hua tha to mere papa ne 51 banduke chalwai thi.
  Banta:-kamaal hai,sabka nishana chook gaya.
  
• Santa :-maine doodhwale se pyaaz ke daam pooche to usne kaha pahle 5 rupyeedo phir bataunga?
  Banta:-achcha phir kya hua?
  Santa:-pahle 5 rupyee do phir bataunga.
  
• Santa maisur palace ghoomne gaya. Tourist guide use bola,
  "sir is kursi per mat baithiye, ye tipu sultan ki hai." Santa bola,
  "are yaar tum chinta mat karo,wo aaega to main uth jaaunga."
  
• Santa joined NASA.
  After one month the
  Americans had to
  Change the name from
  NASA to SATYANASA
  
• Santa:are Maa ,ek achchi khabar hai . Hum 2 se 3 Ho Gaye Hai!
  santa ki Maa: achha jaldi bata , beta Hua hai ya beti?
  Santa: are nahi Maa, tumhaari bahu ne Doosri Shaadi karli !!
  
• Banta: Yaar teri wife ki maut kabada afsos hua, vaise hua kya tha?
  Sant: Goli lagi thi mathe main.
  Banta: Bhagwan ka shukar kar ke aankh bach gayi.
  
• Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
  Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here.
  Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya.
  
• Driver: Poora petrol khatam ho gayi hai. ab aage nahi bad sakte.
  Santa: teek hai, gaadi reverse lo aur ghar vaapas chalo.
  
• Santa went to battery shop and asked to change battery.
  The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
  Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
  
• Santa: Do you know English?
  Banta: Yes
  Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI?
  Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.
  
• Teacher:-MotorCycle k Kitne Tyers Hote hai?
  Smart Santa:- 6 Tyre
  Teacher(Gusse se): How?
  Santa:- 4 Motor k 2 Cycle k!
  
• Santa suffering from cold was shivering. His son called a doctor.
  Doctor: what happened?
  Son: Bimari da ta pata nahun par baapu saver da VIBRATION mode te lagaya hai
  
• Santa went to see a girl for marriage.
  Their families decided to leave them for some talk.
  After some time santa asks: "behenji, tusin kinne behen-bhai ho?"
  Girl: "Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.
• Masterji: kal school kyu nahi aaya.
  Santa: Gir gaya tha or lag gayi.
  Masterji: kahan gire, kahan lagi?
  Master ji : kaha gire
  Santa: Takiye pe gira tha aur AANKH lag gayi..
  
• Santa: main england jaane ke baare mein soch rahaa hoon.
  Banta: bahut paise kharch hoga na.
  Santa: nahi banta, sochne ke liye paise kyu?
  
• Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb.
  Santa asked him: What are you doing?
  Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.
  
• Santa: Aaj muze maar padi.
  Banta: Kyo?
  Santa: Sharmaji ka Beta kho gaya.
  Banta: Phir?
  Santa: Maine kaha, Google pe dhundo
  Aur mil gaya to download kar lo !!
  
• Santa: Woh ladki kitni sundar hai!
  Banta: Mujhe uska naam pata hai.
  Santa: Kya naam hai uska?
  Banta: Woh bank mein kaam karti hai, uske counter ke upar uska naam likha tha "CHAALU KHAATA
• Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain.
  Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey?
  Santa: Nahin, khud ka samaan pehchan jayege
  
• Santa: kelaa kitne ka hai?
  Dukaanwala: 1 Rupay
  Santa: 60 paise mein doge kya?
  Dukaanwala: itne me to sirf kele kaa chilkaa hi milegaa
  Santa: to 40 paise leke sirf kelaa dedo
  
• Santa: pappa agar main exam pass karunga to kya doge?
  Pappa: ek cycle dilaadoonga
  Santa: agar fail hua to?
  Pappa: 10 cycle dilaaunga
  Santa: woh kyu?
  Pappa: padhaai bandh karke cycle shop khol lo
  
• Santa hotel manager se:-jaldi chalo meri biwi khidki se kood kar jaan dena chahti hai.
  Manager:-isme main kya kar sakta hoon sir.
  Santa:-are,khidki nahin khul rahi hai..
  
• Santa:-sherka pinjra khula reh jaae to kya ho sakta hai?
  Banta:-sher chori ho sakta hai.
  
• Santa:-bantatum kyon ro rahe ho?
  Banta:-dekho ye haathi mar gaya.
  Santa:-ohh,kya wo tumne pala tha.
  Banta :-nahin,per mujhe iski kabr khodne ka kaam mila hai.
  
• Santa: Doctor, ye phulon ki mala kiske liye?
  Doctor: Ye mera pehla operation hai, success hua to mere liye, nahi to tumhareliye.
  
• Santa:- ek aadmi ki 6 ungliyaan thi. Log use radhe shyam kahte the. Batao kyon?
  Banta:-kyon?
  Santa:-uska naam radhe shyam tha.
  
• Jeeto: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di
  Santa: Tumhari galat fahami hai.
  Jeeto: Kaisi galatfahami?
  Santa: Yehi ki mein soya tha.
  
• Santa ke ghar ladki hui .ab use chinta ho gai ki uski beti badi hogi to ladke chedge.
  Santa:-per maine iska intzaam kar liya hai.
  Banta:-kya?
  Santa:-maine apni beti ka naam didi rakh diya hai.
  
• Santa:-ye chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
  Banta:-aahatya karne ke liye.
  Santa:-to isme ubaalne ki kya zaroorat hai?
  Banta:-are yaar kahin infection na ho jaae.
  
• Preeto: Raat ko aap peeke gutter mein gir gaye the.
  Banta: Kya bataoon, sub galat sangati ka asar hai, hum 4 dost... 1 bottle, aur woh teeno kambhakt peeten nahin.
  
• Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
  Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
  
• Beta: Papa, aap engineer kaise bane?
  Santa: uske liye bahut dimaag ka zaroorat padta hai.
  Beta: haa pata hai, isiliye mujhe samajh mein nahi aa rahaa hai ke aap kaise engineer bane?
  
• SantaBanta double deker bus mein bhete the toh banta niche bheta that aur santa upper toh banta bola "are check kar ke aata hun ki santa ko mazza aa raha hai ki nahi" woh gya toh dekha ki santa ek kone mein bheta hai toh woh gya aur bola "are santa kya hua tu aise chipuk ke kyun bheta hai" toh santa bola are tere pass toh niche driver bhi hai mere toh woh bhi nahi hai.
• Banta: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hotahai?
  Santa: Oye tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi hoto use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI
  
• Santa:-kya aapne hi kal mere ladke ko doobne se bachaya tha.
  Banta:-haan haan , per baar baar aap meri taarif mat kariye.
  Santa:-achcha to ye bataiye mere ladke ki topi kahan gayi
  
• Santa police wale se:-sir kal tv ke alawa mere ghar ka sara samaan chori ho gaya.
  Police wala:-to tv kyon chori nahin hua?
  Santa:-ji sir tv to main dekh raha tha na.
  
• At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
  Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?
  
• Santa:-mere pitaji bahot samajhdaar hain,jab bhi maachis kharidte hain poori 50 teeli ginkar dekhte hain.
  Banta:-mere pitaji un se zyada samjhdaar hain,wo 50 ki 50 teeli jalakar dekhtehain.
  
• Santa:-achcha bhaarat main kitne mahapurush paida hue hain?
  Banta:-bhaarat main mahapurush kya koi purush bhi paida nahin hua,sab bachchehi paida hue hain.
  
• Santa:-are yaar banta tere daant kaise toot gaye?
  Banta:-hasne ke karan.
  Santa:-who kaise?
  Banta:-are yaar main ek pehalwan ko dekh kar has pada.
  
• Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha.
  Driver ne sheesha set kiya.
  Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein chalaoonga!
  
• Santa:-yaar banta kal mei biwi mere ek dost ke saath bhaag gayi.
  Banta:-tujhko to bahot yaad aati hogi uski ,phir?
  Santa:-haan yaar wo mera bahot achchadost tha mera.
  
• Doctor: bantaji, khaane ke baad neend ki goliya lee na aapne.
  Banta: uff!! khaane ke baad zor se neend aa raha tha to maine goli lena bhool gaya.
  
• Santa ek dukaan wale se sheesha khareedne gaya,"is sheeshe ki majbooti ki kya guarantee hai?"
  Dukaan wala:-ye sheesha yadi aap 100th manzil se fekenge, to ye 99 manzil tak bhi nahi tutega.
  

• Be the first one to say Sorry when the other person seems to be hurt because of you Be the 1st one to forgive if a Person says Sorry to U!"
• Why do people never cared about the feelings of others when they hurt someone?? 'n then why they regret their after... why don't they understand that the five letter word "SORRY" does not make any difference. It will not make feel good to the one whom they have already hearted so much...!



Sorry sms for Girl Friend



• I M Sorry Of Being So Emotional I M Sorry Of Being So Possessive I M Sorry That I Cry For You I M Sorry Because I Cant Live Without You



I am sorry sms



• Sometimes saying SORRY is the most difficult thing on earth. But Its the Cheapest thing to save the most expensive gift called "Relationship".. !
• I am sorry, forgive me and be mine again. I may have been wrong but if I don't do this, Ill never be right. I apologize. If I could avoid what happened, I would, but since I cant, Ill apologize. You are the kindest person I have met. Forgive this fool who cant live without you. Our future hangs on this note of apology! Accept it and change my life forever. I send this message to say sorry, you can take it or leave it. If you leave it, Ill send in another message till you accept it.
• When armies are mobilized and issues joined, the man who is sorry over the fact will always win.
• SORRY¦ SORRY¦ SORRY¦SORRY¦ Don't get confused ,O dear SORRY means: S->Some, O->One Is, R->Really, R->Remembering Y->You.. Have A wonderful day.
• As I feel the tear go down my cheek, I notice that my heart is weak, For the love I have for you, Will always be gold and true, sorry I have made some mistakes, they rest in the past, But know my love will always last, Even though we are a distance apart, You always have the key of my heart.
• May Be I Was Angry But I Was Childish May Be I Hurt You But I Care For You ! Dear Love.. I Am Sorry I Love You!!
• Making The First Move To Patch Up Things, Shouldn't Always Come From The One Who Made The Mistake But It Should Come From The One Who Understands ... !!
• We love ourself even after making so many mistakes. Then how can we hate others 4 their small mistakes? Strange but true! So make habit of FORGIVING.
• I know I've hurt you I didn't mean to. I am soooooooooo sorry Please forgive me
• What I Did Was Foolish & Impulsive If I Cud Take It All Back I'd Do This So Instant I Truly Didn't Mean To Hurt You In Any Way I'm Sorry For Hurting You
• if I have ever done a mistake, 4give me thinking that it was a mistake... and don't ever 4get me even by a mistake....
• I Know How Angry You Are ... & What You Must Be Going Through So I Hope , You Know How Sorry I Am For All That Happens Between Us ... Please Forgive Me

Previous < Sorry sms in Hindi

• Sorry is a gud weapons for some people.. Jaan bujh kar galtiaan karo, n after that just say sorry.. but actually people don't know the deep meaning of sorry....!
• sorry sorry yar Begano se dosti ki gunjais nahi hoti, Mout ke badh koi khavaish nahi hoti. Saayad koi pyaar bhara dil tuta hoga, Warna November ke mahine mein barish nahi hoti. Once again I am sorry!!!
• Teri Yaari hum is tarah nibhayenge, Tum Roz Ruth jana hum roz manayenge, Par maann jana Humare manane se, Warna Humari bheegi Ankhein leke Hum kaha jayenge??
• Aap Haste ho apko Dekh Hum haste hai, Aap Rote ho apko dekh Hume bhi Rona aata hai, Ek bar Humse Rooth kar to dekho.. Hum Mar Jayenge Tumhein Manate Manate..
• Ek pyaara sa Sach: Maafi Mangne ka ye Matlaab nahi ki Aap Galat ho, Aur Koi Dusra Saahhi.., Par iska to ye matlab hota he ki Aap Is Rishtey ki Dilse Kadar kerte ho..
• hamari galti ko maf kar dena. Anjane me bhi hme chod mat dena. Nahi to hm reh nahi payenge aap k bin. Aap hmare bin hi reh lena.
• Agar Hum na Rahenge to Tumko kaun Manayega..?? Ye Buri Aadat hai, Har Baat pe yu Rutha nahi kartey..
• Kaise Aapko Hum Manayen Bass ek Baar bata do, Meri Galti, Mera Qasoor to Mujhe Yaad dila do..!!
• Is Kadar na Ruth kar Tum jao, Tumhare Bin Hum na Jii Payenge, Sonchale fir Haath Chhudane se Pehle, Fir Hum Zindagi Tere Naam kar Jayenge..
• Teri dosti hum is tarah nibhayenge, Tum roz khafa hona hum roz manayenge, Par maan jana manane se, Warna hum jee na sakege?
• Mohabbat Hum Tumse karke Sanaam, Na jane Kis Duniya me Kho gaye, Humne Sirf Chheda Dil ki Chaah se, Be Wajaah Tum Humse Khafaa ho gaye..
• Chaand to Ek Noor hai¦, Isiliye Use Khud pe Guroor hai, Hum Guroor kare bhi to Kis pe Kare?? Hamaraa to CHaand hi Humse Door hai..!
• Wo Mujhe Chaahti hai par Apna nahi sakti, Mujhe Bhulane ka Dard Utha nahi sakti, Ajib hai Uske Pyaar ka ye Andazz, Khafaa to Karti hai par Manaa nahi sakti..
• Bhool se koi bhool hui to bhool samajh kar bhool jana. Are¦ bhoolna sirf bhool ko, bhool se bhi hame na bhulana.
• Jiss Paal mein Toot Jatey Hai Sapney, Us Paal mein Hi Ruth Jatey Hai Apney, Humein Kisi ko Mananaa Nahi Ata, Shayad Tabhi To Humse Ruth Jatey Hai Apney...
• Hum Ruthe Bhi to Kiske Bharose, Kon Hai Jo Ayega Humein Manane ke liye, Agar Taras Aa Bhi Jaye Aapko Humpe, Par Wo Dil Kahan se Laau Aapse Ruth Jane ke Liye..!!?
• Dhadkan Banke Jo Dil me samaa Jate hai, Har Ek Pal Jinki Yaad me Bitate hai, Aansu Tak Nikalte Hai Jab Wo Yaad Aate hai, Jaan Chaali Jati Hai Jab Wo Humse Ruth Jate hai..
• Sochta Hun Zinda Hoon Mang Loon Sb Sy Mafi, Najane Marne K Baad Koi Maaf Kare Ya Na Kare.
• Uski Yaadon me Raat Gujar jati hai, Uske liye Aankhen Bhaar aati hai, Mushkil Hai Usko ye keh Pana ki, Tere Bin Dhadkan Bhi Thaam jati hai..
• Koi Rootha Hai Humse Ke Hum Kuch Kehte Nahi, Kaise Manaye Jab Wo Hume Milte Nahi, Kash Iss Dard Ko Juban Hoti To Bata Dete, Par Wo Jakham ke Nishan Kaise Bataye Jo Dikhte Nahi..!!
• Chahte Hai Jo Hadd Se Jyada Kisiko, Wohi Sabse Jyada Takrar Karte Hai, Karo Na Fikar Agar Wo Naraz Ho Jaye, Qki Naraz Hote He Wohi Jo Sachcha Pyar Karte Hai..
• Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye, Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye, Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata, Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye¦
• Jab Aap Mujhse Ruth Jayenge, Jab Aap Mujhse Khafa Hojayenge, Jab Aap Mujhe Bhul Jayenge, To Gaal Pe Aisa THAPPAD Padega Ke Bus HUM Hi HUM Nazar Ayenge..
• œRahaat Bhi Apno Se Milti Hai, œChahat Bhi Apno Se Milti Hai, œApno Se Kabhi Roothna Nahi, Qki œMUSKURAHAT Bhi Sirf Apno Se Milti Hai..
• Chup Rehte Ki Koi Khafa Na Ho Jaye, Humse Koi Rusva Na Ho Jaye, Badi Mushkil Se Koi Apna Bana Hai, Dar Lagta Hai Kahi Wo Bhi Juda Na Ho Jaye..
• Tum hasti ho mujhe hasane ke liye Tum roti ho mujhe rulane ke liye Tum ek bar rooth kar to dekho Mar jaoun ga tumhein manane ke liye¦
• Beshak Ijazat Hai Aap Ko Rooth Jaane Ki, Humein To Aadat Hai Manane Ki, Agar Aap Nahi Mane To, Hum Pareshan Kar Denge Missed Call Se Satane Ki..
• Mujhe Bhi Sameit Legi Ek Roz, Us Andhere Ghar Ki Dahleez, Tumse Guzarish He Ki Maaf Kar Dena, Un Khataon Ko Jinse Dil Dukha Ho Tumhara..
• Humara Tumpe Koi Haq To Nahi Hai Phir Bhi Ye Kehte Hein. Hamari ZINDAGI Tum Manglo Magar Udaas Mat Raha Karo..
• Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai. Sorry if i Hurt you
• Aaj Mene Khud Se Ek Wada Kiya Hai, Maafi Manguga Usse Jisko Rusva Kiya Hai, Har Mod Par Rahunga Mein Uske Sath Sath, Malum Hai Ki Mene Usko Kitna Juda Kiya Hai..
• Kisi Ka Anjane Mein Bhi Dil Mat Dukhana Ho Sakta Hai Ki, Us Ki Aankh Se Gira Ek Bhi Aansu Tumhari Zindgi K Liye Saza Ban Jaye..
• Kab Dil Uski Yaad Me Chur Nahi Hota, Kab Use Milne Ko Dil Majbur Nahi Hota, Ye Saach Hai Zindagi Me Dil Uska Tutata Hai, Jiska Koi KASOOR Nahi Hota..
• Is kadar Meri Dosti ka Imtehaan to Mat lijiye, Khafaa ho Kyu ye to Bataa dijiye, Maaf Kar do gar ho gayi ho Humse koi Bhool, Par aise yaad na kar ke Hume Sazaa to Mat dijiye..
• Zindagi Rahe Na Rahe Dosti Rahegi, Paas Rahe Na Rahe Yaadein Rahegi, Apni Zindagi Mein Hamesha Haste Rehna, Kyunki Aapki Haasi Me Ek Muskaan Meri Rahegi..
• Sath Rehte Yuhi Waqt Guzar Jayega, Dur Hone K Baad Kon Kise Yaad Ayega, Jee Lo Ye Pal Jab Hum Sath He, Kal Kya Pata Waqt Kaha Le Jayega..
• Naaraz Hokar Zindagi Se Nataa Nahi Todte, Mushkil Ho Raah Phir B Manzil Nahi Chhodte, Tanha Na Samajana Khud ko Kabhi, Hum Unme Se Hai Jo Kabhi Sath Nahi Chhodte..
• Khwaab na khabhi tute, kabhi dil bhi na tute, Aap bhi kabhi hamse na ruthe, Humari Baat or saath na chhute, Par abhi Hamare beech ka ye faslaa to tute..
• Ishq Ne Hame Rone Bhi Nahi Diya, Gum Ne Hame Hasne Bhi Nahi Diya. Ruth ke Jab Yaad Aayi Tumhari To, Nind Ne Hame Sone Bhi Na Diya..
• Kaanto Ke Badle Phool Kya Doge, Aansu Ke Badle Khushi Kya Doge, Hum Chahte Hai Aapse Umar Bhar Ka Saath, Hamare Is Sawal Ka Jawab Kya Doge..??
• Palbhar Me Toot Jaye Wo Kasam Nahi, Tumhe Bhul Jaye Wo Hum Nahi, Tum Roothi Raho Humse Is Baat Me Damm Nahi, Tum Manane Se Na Mano Itne Bure Hum Bhi Nahi..
• Wo Mera Dost Jo Khuda Jaisa Lagta Hai, Dil ke Paas Hai par Phir Bhi Judaa Sa kyu Lagta Hai, Kaafi Dino Se Aaya Nahi koi Paigam Uska, Shayad koi Baat Pe Humse Khafaa Sa Lagta Hai..
• Dushmano Me Bhi Dost Mila Karte Hai, Jannato Me Bhi Phool Khila Karte Hai, Hamko Kanta Samaj Kar Chhod Na Dena, Kante Hi Phool Ki Hifajhat Kiya Karte Hai..
• Mahek Teri Aaj Bhi Meri Saanso Me Hai, Har Ek Adaa Teri Meri Aankhon Me Hai, Bhale Mitade Dil Se Mera Wajood, Magar Teri Jagah Aaj Bhi Meri Har Yaadon Me Hai..
• Chahe Marji Jitni Tum Ruthe Raho Par Ye Na Bhulna, Saath Ek Saya Tum Hardam Paoge, Mudke Dekhoge To Tanhai Hogi, Aagar Mehsus Karoge To Hume Paoge..
• Bahut hi udas hai koi Shakhs Tere jane se, Ho sake to Lout ke aja koi Bahane se, Bhale Tu Lakh khafaa Ho par ek bar to dekh le, Koi Bikhar gaya hai Tere Rooth jane se..
• Aansu Ki Kimmat Wahi Jante Hai, Jo Kisi Ko Yaad Karte Hai, Dil Ka Gum Wo Jante Hai, Jo Kisi Ko Chahte Hai, Tanhai Ka Dard Wo Jante Hai Jinse Koi Apna Ruth Jata Hai..
• Jaan Hai Mujhe Zindagi Se Pyari, Jaan Ke Liye Kar Du Kurbaan Kuch Bhi, Jaan Ke Liye Tod Du Yaari Tumhari, Ab To Maan Jao Manane Se, Qki Tumhi Ho Jaan Hamari.
• Is kadar humari chahat ka imtihaan mat lijiye, Kyu ho khafa ye bayan to kijiye, Kar dijiye maaf agar ho gayi hai koi khata, Yu yaad na kar ke saza to na dijiye
• Rishton me Duriyaa to aati-jaati rehti hai, Phir bhi Dosti Dilon ko mila deti hai, Wo Dosti hi kya Jisme Narazgi na ho, Par Sachchi Dosti Dosto ko Mana hi leti hai..

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1. magiapp
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How to use magiapp (Funny image change effect in whatsapp)




First download this app from below giver download link.



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How to use z-photoFake app (whatsapp image change magic)




Go to google play store download z-photofake app

Install this app choose your original image you want to send after select your image press next button after press next button share option will be show select whatsapp your whatsapp will be open select your contact name to whom you want to share this funny magic image.

Which type effect will show in whatsapp by this app?
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• U R special, U R a sister who fights wid me,
  plays wid me, suggest me & shouts at me.
  But U r so softhearted & I love U my dear sister.
  Happy Birthday 2 U!
• Sweet sister I hope your special day is filled with sunshine,
  smiles laughter love and happiness Happy Birthday Sister.....
• May you have:
  All the joy your heart can hold;
  All the smiles a day can bring;
  All the blessings a life can unfold;
  May you get the world's best in everything.
  Wishing you a very Happy Birthday!
Ur kindness takes my breath away and your good nature melts d hrt..
Happy Birthday my sweet sister.. I love u...


• Life has its Golden moments
  & a lovely sister like U
  Makes them unforgettable




• Sendings ur smiles for every moments of ur spcl day..
  have a wonderful tym and very happy b'day...sister...




• A wish 4 ur b'day..
  whatever u ask may u recieve..
  what ever u seek..
  whatever u find..
  whatever ur wish may it be fun field on ur b'day and always..


• God bless u always with beauty joy and sunshine
  God bless u always with every gud things
  God bless u with his special love
  Happy b'day sister




• Sister, u shelter
  by ur love
  & help me grow.
  a sister like U is
  a joy forever
  Happy b'day sister
  warm wishes on dis wonderful occasion of ur b'day...




• Happy birthday 2 my favorite sister. We R sisters by chance, friends by choice. A sister is a little piece of childhood that can’t ever be lost. Thanks 4 being there 4 me through D years.




• B-be yourself.
  I-Invite new challenges
  R-recall pas triumphs.
  T-trust ur instincts
  D-derriere only the best
  A-affirm ur strength.
  Y-u're got what i takes!!!




• Make a wish on b'day.......
  Make a wish and give it wings...
  brings of bright nd beautiful things.
  dance through all the fun filled our.
  share sm love and b'day cake..
  all life joys are urs to take




• This SMS is 4 D wonderful
  sisters of this world
  Thank u didi 4 always being there on my
  side and for helping me in those infinite
  ways which I cannot even remember…




• Mountain rain or summer heat;
  Your friendship is the reason why I breathe.
  Tell me dear what is sweet?
  Is that you or your heartbeats?




• Weather Forecast for today:
  There shall be showers of blessings on U;
  Followed by a heavy downpour of God's love!




• I wish you well;
  I wish you peace;
  I wish you love;
  I wish you true.
  But the most I wish for is a wonderful life for you!
  Warm birthday greetings!




• You are my dream in my sleep;
  You are the vision of my eye;
  You are the smile of my lips;
  You are the beat of my heart;
  You are an angel in my prayers;
  And you are the light of my life.




• may ur b'day bring u as much as u happiness
  u give to every one who knows u.
  happy b'day 2 u..




• 1 Hug
  1 kiss
  1 SMS with
  1 heart that only 4 u wishing
  Very Happy Birthday 2 u
  My girl, My girlfriend, My everything, My all




• I always wished 4 a special friend who'd b close 2 my hrt it came true when I meet u
  on ur spcl day I wish 4 u happy b'day..




• May you follow your dreams and always believe in yourself.
  Keep your eyes on the stars and hope in the heart and leave the rest up to God.




• You are my dream in my sleep;
  You are my vision in my eye;
  You are my smile on my lips;
  You are beat of my heart;
  You are an angel in my prayer;
  You are light of my life;




• Mountain, rain or summer heat;
  Your Love is the reason why I breathe.
  Tell me dear what is sweet?
  Is that you or your heartbeats?




• Wishing u all the great things in lyf hope this day
  will bring u an extra share of all that makes u the happiest
  Happy b'day...




• blow out the candels play the music sing and dance wish a way u r the superstar of the day
  happy b'day...




• sweethrt u r so butiful, my luv 4 u will always b true
  here is a wish 4 my darling may all ur wish cm true
  i wish u a cute happy b'day with lots of luvs hugs nd kissess
  frm a hrt that beats just 4 u....




• My girl, my girlfriend, My dollu, my mollu, my sweetu, my lovu, my angel, my jaan, my jaanu, my jaana, my soni, my shona, my LOVE, my life, happy birthday




• Your smile, ur touch, D way U love me
  I never knew...until U
  What a relationship could be.
  So I celebrate you.
  my love, My life
  H@PpY bIrThD@Y.....




• Hrt 2 hrt talks wishpering those sweet things
  nd ur smile tht say..u love me...sweethrt Im so happy we found each other
  happy b'day my love nd my sweeti..




• suraj roshni le kr aya
  chidiyo ne gana gaya
  phulo ne has has k bola
  mubarak ho tmhara janm din aya..




• I hope that 4 every candel on ur cake
  u get a wonderful surprise..sending u a b'day wish
  wraped with all my love
  have a very happy b'day...




• may each nd every passing yr brings u wisdm peace and cheer
  wish ur b'day will b as sweet as chocolate
  happy b'day sweethrt.....




• b'day r happy events tyms when dreams cm true..
  so dream a gud dream
  its just might wrk 4 u...have a happy b'day celebration
  wish u a cute happy b'day...




• Birthday Hai Aapka, Dete Hain Hum Yeh Dua,
  Ikk Baar Jo Mil Jayein Hum, Honge Na Kabhie Judaa
  Saath Denge Jeevan Bhar Ka, Yeh Hai Hamara Wada
  Jaan Luta Denge Tujhpe, Hai Yeh Apna Iraada...........birthday sms for girlfriend in hindi




• Let your girlfriend know your love for her deep and true send web best ever - birthday sms for girlfriend, happy birthday sms for girlfriend. Let show your romantic side to your girl sharing romantic birthday sms for girlfriend. Enjoy fresh and lovely messages for lover. Sure visit website next time we are adding latest, new text messages daily.




• Dear Sweetheart,
  On your birthday, I am thinking about the best gift I could choose for you. Would it be a wet kiss, a loving hug or a red rose?
  Please take your pick or you can even have them all.
  Have a memorable Birthday!




• 
  May ur all d sorrows of ur life get blow with the blow you blow to blow the candles.
  And sweet memories like cake comes to ur life..
  Many Happy returns of the day..




• Hazaaro ki ginti to mujhe nahi aati
  par Khayaal kuch aisa hai k
  reth ka har zarraa agar nayaab Hiraa ban jaaye to
  tohfe mein aapko registaan dedu




• A birthday is a million moments,
  Each holding a promise of fulfillment of ur dreams,
  And accomplishments of some special plans.




• Some things r left undone,
  some words r left unsaid,
  some feelings are left unexpressed,
  but some ones as nice as you
  could never be left unwished,
  happy birth day to u!




• Da stars wishes u,
  da brightness of moon wishes u,
  da sunshine wishes u,
  da waves wishes u,
  da flowers wishes u,
  da morning wishes u,
  happy birth day to u!




• On your birthday I wish for you
  #NAME? #NAME? #NAME? May you have God' best in everything




• This msg has No Fat
  No cholesterol n No Addictive
  this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.




• Plant the seeds of Love in your hearts.
  Let them grow into trees of Service
  and shower the sweet fruit of Ananda.
  Share the Ananda with all.
  That is the proper way to celebrate the Birthday.?




• Birthdays are the tolling of
  A bell that marks the coming of
  A time of festive joy and love,
  A time to treasure life and love.




• Count your garden by the flowers
  Never by the leaves that fall.
  Count your day by golden hours
  Don’t remember clouds at all.
  Count your nights by stars not shadows.
  Count your life by smile not tears.
  And with joy on every birth day count your age by friends not years…..




• The day has come and it’s so special.
  Today is your birthday day,
  I wish you love, wisdom, and strenght, on this special day.




• rose is red
  sky is blue
  honey is sweet
  just like u




• Millions of Greetings;
  Thousands of Colours;
  Hundreds of Wishes;
  Hundreds of Cakes;
  And lots of Smiles;
  That's what I ask God to give you through out your life!




• Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come happy Birthday .......




• Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as Long as more Than Devil.




• hi .. may ur birhday brings u da lotz of fully loadad hapiness n joy on ur day( b'day) n u 2gether njoy it wid ur family n frndz happy b'day.


A new morning, new day, new gifts, new.... new..... everything new,. and hope your life will be fulfilled with new joys, happys.... HAPPY BIRTHDAY Ra! gOd BlEsS you.



• There'll be flowers,
  Gifts and fun,
  as you celebrate your day with everyone,
  A wish is on your way,
  To enhance the beauty of the day.




• Hold 10 roses in ur hand and stand opposite of the mirror..U'll see 11 roses and among them,the most beautiful ROSE in the world is You my dear.




• A Bouquet of wishes just for u
  to wish u a happy bday
  thts happy and bright
  the whole day through
  have a wonderful bday




• In my past life, God said a gem is going to be born on date, I give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gem's friend... couldnt ask for anything more but thank the god For giving me a friend like u...happy birthday




• Wake up happy…
  Chase a cloud…
  Laugh out loud…
  Whistle a tune…
  Whisper a promise…
  Savor a memory…
  Make it a gr8 day…




• A Joyous Birthday with Fun and Friends,
  A Happier Day with gifts and grands,
  Where wishing is a trend,
  I simply pray for you my friend,
  Be the HAPPIEST forever,
• 
  


• Birthday Wishes For a Fabulous Friend
  Wishing you a birthday that's a very special day--
  a day full of smiles and laughter and fun,
  a day for enjoying all of life's little pleasures,
  a day for enjoying yourself...
  and most of all wishing that this very special day
  is only the beginning of a very beautiful year!!!




• wishing U D treasure of
  Happy yesturdays and D
  Gifts of bright tomorrows


• May u achieve sucess bryong its bounds, may this year god showers u with all his blessings & love.. live a long life, happy birthday...




• 'happy birth day' wish u a day brings the best in life for u. may life lead u to great happiness and success. have a lovely birth day.




• This is my earnest prayer for you. may the love of god b with you all day through with his endless, boundless grace may he richly bless your life with much happiness and success. happy birth day




• Happy birthday sweetie may all your dreams come true, and on this day of happiness i send my love to you.




• Wid mirth & marryment
  wid love & laughter
  Wholeheartedly withing U




• Have a sunny and happy,
  bright and beautiful
  magical kind of day!




• From morning till night,
  May your birthday be bright.
  Many Happy returns of the day...




• On this special day, may you have:
  All the joy, your heart can hold;
  All the smiles, a day can bring;
  And all the blessings, a life can unfold.
  May God bestow you with His bounties and blessings!




• The most special thing about birthday SMS Messages
  Is the person Reading it...
  Hope lovely surprises are coming your way
  To make your Birthday a Wonderful day.




• May brooks and trees and singing hills
  Join in the chorus too,
  And every gentle wind that blows
  Send happiness to you.




• May this birthday be just the beginning
  of a year filled with happy memories,
  wonderful moments and shining dreams...




• We R one in love and joy,
  In fondness and in worth,
  And so as one we celebrate,
  This day, your day of birth!




• Sending you Birthday Wish
  Wrapped with all my love
  Have a Very




• May Your Coming Years Be
  Full of Joy, Excitement and Happines
  May Success be your partner everytime




• A lovely 'birthday princess' with such enchanting ways deserves the royal treatment on her special day of days!
  May your every Birthday wish come true! Warm Birthday greetings!




• May your birthday be the window which opens a million vistas that help you in the fulfillment of your dreams and accomplishments of your goals! Wish you a very Happy Birthday!




• 
  




• I may not be by your side, celebrating your special day with you. But I want you to know that I am thinking of you and wishing you a wonderful birthday!




• Birthdays come once in a year;
  And your's is quite near;
  May God give you strength to bear;
  The expense of hosting a party for all the dears!




• Here is the weather forecast for today, there shall be showers of blessings all over you & a heavy downpour of gods love all around you. happy birthday daughter!!




• My prayer & best wishes r always is with u brother.Enjoy D every movement of your life like your birthday. Always be happy and give happiness 2 all around you. Take care




• Younger than tomorrow
  older than yesterday
  I wish u today a very happy birthday!
  may god bless u my dear son




• Its just another day,
  but this one is the best of the year!
  Happy Birthday dear father.



Say Happy Birthday to your Mother..




• We Wish U All The Joys,
  UR Heart Can Hold All The Smile,
  A Day Can Bring All The Blessing,
  Life Can U Fold.. !! (-:
  )( H A P P Y )( B I R T H )( D A Y )(MY SON)(




• No Matter How
  Many Birthdays
  Come And Go,
  You’ll Always
  Be My Little Girl.
  Happy Birthday Daughter.




• B ~ e yourself
  I ~ nvite new challenges
  R ~ ecall past triumphs
  T ~ rust your instincts
  H ~ ave faith in your abilities
  D ~ esire only the best
  A ~ ffirm your strengths
  Y ~ ou have got what it takes!!
  So a Very hapy birthday Son!!!




• Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u
  with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U,
  Wish you a super duper Bday.




• Baby's First Birthday
  Its your very first birthday, baby,
  One candle on your cake;
  Proud parents stare in wonder
  At each new move you make.
  We join in celebration,
  As this special date arrives,
  For baby has brought pleasure
  Into all our lives.
  We look forward now to seeing
  How you progress and grow,
  From the cute and tiny infant
  You were one year ago.
  So dig into your icing;
  Enjoy your presents, too.
  The reason for this day
  Is a special person--you!
  Very happy birthday daughter




• Though special times like birthdays
  seem the nicest ones by far to tell you very lovingly
  how wonderful you are
  You surely know youre loved a lot
  each day the whole year through
  And are always wished the special things
  that mean the most to you.




• If lovers are like moon & Brothers are like stars then I hav noticed that the sky looks good without moon but not without stars and thats YOU.....



Birthday Wishes for Brother




• Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
  someone thinks about you,
  someone needs you;
  but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.




• For the world, i's just another day,
  But for me today is the best day of the year!
  .
  .
  .
  .




• May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
  All the smiles a day can bring,
  All the blessings a life can unfold,
  May you have Gods best in everything.




• Happy b'day 2 u happy b'day 2 u happy b'day 2 u my dear ...........
  happy b'day 2 u hope this day become the most memorable day of ur life and ur all wishes comes true.
  so enjoy today with joy.




• Some
  things
  are
  just
  better
  the
  way
  they
  are
  like
  you!




• Its
  Always
  A
  Treat
  Wish
  Happy
  Birthday
  Someone
  So
  Sweet. . . .




• Sweetheart!
  u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true,
  here’s a wish 4 my darling…
  may all your dreams come true
  i wish u a very happy birthday.
  with lots of love and kisses…
  from a heart that beats…
  just 4 you by me.




• On your birthday,
  I would like to give you
  some words of wisdom
  .
  .
  .
  .
  .
  .
  .
  Smile while you still have teeth.
  :D
  Many many happy returns of the day.




• As we observe your birthday now,
  Your cake and gifts don’t matter much.
  These common things aren’t really you,
  Ribbons, paper hats and such.




• We celebrate a person who
  Brings happiness to everyone,
  Someone who gives more than she gets,
  And fills our lives with joy and fun.




• So Happy Birthday, and many more!
  We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
  Because we cannot even dream
  What life would be like without you.




• A simple celebration, a gathering of friends; here is wishing you great happiness, a joy that never ends. Wish u a very happy birthday friend
  may u get all that u want in ur life.
  & success always b urs.




• Live as long as you may.
  The first twenty years
  are the longest half of your life.
  You're cute and cuddly
  just like a doll
  I just want to grab your hand
  and go for a stroll.




• LooK outside Its so pleasant
  Sun smiling for u
  Trees dancing for u
  Birds singing for u
  Because I requested them
  All to wish u..




• may UR all dreams comes true...
  may UR all wishes come true...
  May all happiness come 2 u...
  many many Happy returns of D the Day...




• Happy birthday my true love
  Ur beauty stems from up above
  Sweetest smile & kindest heart
  Like a priceless piece of precious art.




• I always wished for a SPEACIAL FRIEND who d be close
  to my heart..
  It came true when i met YOU
  on ur speacial day
  I wish for you...
  May all urs dreams & wishes come true.
  Have a very


• Hope 2day u, u tk smtym out 4 urself nd enjoy each moment of ur spcl day in ways tht u'd lyk 2, nd hv faith tht yr a head holds much more happiness nd joys
  cueuedup just mint for u happy b'day....




• Sweetheart!
  u r so beautiful my love 4u will always b true,
  here’s a wish 4 my darling…
  may all your dreams come true
  i wish u a very happy birthday.
  with lots of love and kisses…
  from a heart that beats…
  just 4 you by me.




• May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
  All the smiles a day can bring,
  All the blessings a life can unfold,
  May you have Gods best in everything.
  Wishing u a Happy Birthday




• May Everything Happy
  And Everything Bright
  Be Yours On Your Birthday
  From Morning Till Night.
  And Then Through The Year
  May The Same Thing Hold True
  So That Each Day Is Filled
  With Life's Best Things For You!
  The best part of every day is sharing it witha prson like u..
  happy b'day..




• Can i stay here
  in ur “SMS inbox” & wait until
  
  so i’ll be the first one
  to wish u “HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAY”
  My beloved




• May your spirit keep the freedom
  of a butterfly in spring,
  and may your heart be filled always
  with the joys of simple things.
  May your essence claim the freshness
  of the new laid morning dew.
  All of this... and more...
  is my Birthday wish for you




• Sooraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
  Mubarak ho Aapko Naya Janam Din,
  Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai !




• On ur birthday I wish u all d happiness & peace dat ubring 2 others There r so many ways a birthday wish can b xpressed bt d SMS "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" ALi still seems d best..




• Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
  Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa,
  Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa,
  Mubarak ho.. tumhaara janam din aaya!




• Ek duwa mangte hai hum apne Bhagwan se, chahte hai aapki Khushi pure Imaan se,
  Sub hasraten puri ho aapki aur aap Muskurayen Dilo Jaan se.
  Happy Birth Day




• Wishing u 12 months of HAPPINESS
  52 weeks of FUN
  365 days of LAUGHTER
  8760 hours of GOODLUCK
  525600 minutes of JOY
  31536000 seconds of SUCCESS.




• Let the GOD decorate each
  GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN
  reaching u with wishes of Success,
  Happiness and prosperity 4 U,
  Wish you a super duper  birthday.




• Flying papers ,
  multi colours of balloon,
  delicated blossom,
  fantastic people,
  love and laughter.
  What it describes?




• Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the
  opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...




• Near or far wherever U are, My best wishes are with U, Aap jiyo hazaro saal, May success & joy be yours everyday, Yehi hai meri wish heart se!




• Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga, Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna hamari dua hai ki waqt
  bhi ek din aapka gulam hoga. Happy Birthday.




• Itz The Day Of Cakes N Candles..
  Songs N Dance
  Celebrations N Decortions..
  Laughter N Luv..
  Itz Ur B’day!




• Wishing you not just a smile but laughter,
  Not just happiness but joy,
  Not just riches but wealth,
  And most of all love and peace of mind. 




• Lovely SMS for a Lovely Person from Lovely Friend 4 a Lovely Reason at a Lovely Time form a Lovely Mind in a Lovely Mood in a Lovely Style Have a Lovely "BirthDay"




• A birthday wish reminds u the first cry
  A birthday wish reminds u the first cry
  Mamma... Start ur day with her ... Sweet blessings the day will be yours .many happy returns... My dear




• Kick off ur shoes,
  take a break,
  Crank the tunes,
  Dance & Shake,
  light the candles,
  cut the cake.
  Make it a day,
  that's simply Great!!!
  Happy B'Day..




• May ur birthday bring
  each special thing
  that u have waited 4
  & everyday ahead holds
  lots of happiness in store..
  
• Wishes of happiness especially 4 u,
  Not just on ur birthday bt all the year through
  Happy Birthday
• Roses always stand 4 thoughts
  & so these come 2 say,
  T hat my wishes r wid U,
  today & everyday
  Happy Birthday...
• Peace - 4 ur soul
  Joy - 4 ur spirit
  Love - 4 ur heart
  May these all be ur gifts
  Many-2 happy returns of D Day
• A birthday is a lovely flower that blooms in life's garden
  & may that special blossom b bright especially today
  HAPPY BIRTHDAY
• I wish U simple pleasures in life. Evergreen happiness. A truly bright future. Most of all I wish a Birthday. Full of smiles and cheers.
• Dreams give rise 2 hope. Hope inspires efforts, Efforts results in Success So dreams r roots of success. Let all ur dreams cum true this birthday..Happy Birthday
• Baar baar yeh din aaye,
  baar baar yeh dil gaaye,
  tu jiye hazaro saal,
  yehi hai meri aarzoo,
  Happy Birthday To You !!!”
• A prayer: 2 bless ur way
  A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
  A cheer: 2 perfect ur day
  A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY
• Wishing u a day soft as silk…..
  white as milk…..
  sweet as honey & full of money.
  may all ur dreams come true….
  HAPPY BIRTHDAY
• U r really very special, and deeply loved 4 what u do, So u r wished a Happy Birthday With lots of pleasure all 4 u.
• My wishes 4 U on ur Birthday
  Cake - 2 delight U
  Baloons - 2 raise spirits higher
  Gifts - 2 bring u tickling surprises
  Candles - 2 brighten ur life with joy
  All these R my wishes 4 U on ur BIRTHDAY
• May ur special day...
  Surrounded wid happiness,
  Filled wid laughter,
  Wrapped wid pleasure,
  Brightened wid fun,
  Blessed wid love,
  Remembered wid joy,
  ...and enriched wid hopes.
  HAPPY BIRTHDAY
• D Day which bring U 2 us ,
  Is special 4 our family
  D moment U join with us
  May good, if it be early,
  We ready 2 welcome D day, after a short while,
  We wish U happy & be always smile
• Birthdays come once in a year;
  And your's is quite near;
  May God give you strength to bear;
  The expense of hosting a party for all the dears!
  A very happy birthday!
• Hr chhan hr pal mile zindagi me pyaar hi pyaar
  Janamdin mubarak mere Yaar....
• Suraj roshni le kar aayaa,
  Aur chidyon ne gaanaa gaayaa,
  Phoolon ne hans hans kar bolaa,
  Mubarak ho tumhaara janam din aaya!
• Har raah aasan ho,
  Har raah pe khushiya ho,
  Har din khubsoorat ho,
  Aisa hi poora jivan ho,
  Yahi har din meri dua ho,
  Aisa hi tumhara har janamdin ho!!!
• hindi birthday sms | birthday wishes sms | birthday sms for girlfriend | birthday sms | best birthday sms | birthday sms collection
• Tohfa-e-dil de doon ya de doon chand tare
  Janam din pe tujhe kya doon ye poche mujh se sare
  Zindgi tere naam kar doon bhi to kam hahi
  Daaman mein bhar doon har pal khushi ko main tumhre
• Janmdin k shubh avsar pr,
  Bhent karu kya upahar tmhe,
  Bas ese hi swekar kr lena,
  Lakhon lakhon pyar tumhe...
  Janamdin ki bahut bahut badhai tumhe...
• Happy birthday frnd nd many-many happy return of the day ..
  & may this year turn ur life in colourful mode...
  nd u get succeed in every step of ur life
• newzealand bangladesh se har sakta he, muni badnam ho sakti he,
  shila jawan ho sakti he, pyaj 80 rs kg ho sakte he, To phir 2 din baad apko birthday wish nhi kr sakte kya ?

Belated Birthday wishes sms.



• A 4 = aap ko
  B 4 = bhaut bhaut
  C 4 = chori chori
  D 4 = dil se
  E 4 = ek bar
  F 4 = face 2 face
  G 4 = gale mila kar
  Aap ko kehna chahte hai.
• Chand se pyari chandni, chandni se bhi pyari raat Raat se pyari zindgi, aur zindgi se bhi pyare ap (Happy Birthday)
• hum ap k dil mai rehte hai , isiliye har dard sehte hai , koi hum se pehle wish na krde apko,
  isiliye advance mai HAPPY BIRTHDAY kehte hai
• Dekho kaise matakte ho
  kitna uchal k chalte ho.
  Mana ap ka janamdin hai,
  itna kyu fudakte ho.
  Chalo HAPPY BIRTHDAY
• Us din khuda ne bhi jashn manaya hoga
  Jis din apko apne hatho se banaya hoga
  Usne bhi bahaye honge ansu
  Jis din apko yaha bhej kr,khud ko akela paya hoga
  Janmdin Mubarak Ho
• Jis din ap zami pr aye ye asma bhi khub roya tha ...
  Akir uske asu thamte bhi kaise, usne apna sabse pyara tara jo khoya tha... Happy Birthday
• Swarglok se Indradev,Vaikunth se Vishnuji, Kailash se Mahadev, Brahmlok se Bramhaji, aur Prithvilok se Rohan" Apko janmdin k liley Suvkamna dete hai...
• Erase all ur worries.Save the moments of love.
  Call divertur problems to God's Voicemail Box,
  Download ur prayers in him& wait 4 His Ringtones.
  Happy Birthday..
• Life is all about 3 things.Winning , Loosing & Sharing.
  Wining others Heart. Loosing Bad Things & Sharing Happy Moments.
  Happy Birth Day
• Phulo ne Amrit ka jaam bheja hai,
  Suraj ne gagan se Salam bheja hai,
  Mubark ho Apko Apka Janam Din,
  Tahe-Dil se Humne ye Paigaam bheja hai !
• It was a rainy day wen u were born. Bt it wasn't really rain.
  The sky was crying, b'coz that it lost its most beautiful angel,
  THAT IS "U"......happy Birthday
• Har din se pyara lagta hai hame ye khaas din,
  Hum jise bitana nahi chahte aap bin,
  Vaise to dil deta hai sada hi dua apko,
  Phir bhi kehte hai mubarak ho Janmdin apko.......cute birthday sms in hindi
Tohfa-e-dil de du ya de du chand taare
Janam din pe tujhe kya du yeh puche mujh se saare
Zindagi tere naam kar du bhi toh kam hai
Daaman mein bhar du har pal khushi ka mein tumhare…



• Ho puri dil ki har khwahish aapki,
  Aur mile khushiyon ka jahan aapko,
  Jab agar aap mange aasma ka ek tara,
  To bhagwan dede sara aasma aapko.
  ``* Happy Birth Day *``




• Phool khilte rahein zindgi ki raah mein,
  Hansi chamakti rahe aapki nigaah mein.
  Kadam kadam par mile khushi ki bahar aapko,
  Dil deta hai yehi dua baar-baar aapko.
  Janm Din Ki Hardik Shubh Kaamnaayein




• Yahi dua karta hu khuda se,
  Aapki zindigi mein koi Gam na ho,
  Janamdin per mile hazaro khusiyan,


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( ' o ' )
(')---(')
(''')-(''')
This teddy is gift of ur birthday gift.
acha hai na...smile plz




• A SMILE on ur FACE
  A Spring in ur STEP
  A SONG in ur HEART
  Joys 2 hold Dear
  Loved ones 2 hold near
  Moments 2 cherish
  all through D year
  H :) B DAY




• Millions Of Greetings!
  Thousands Of Colours!
  Hundreds of Wishes!
  Kg's Of Cakes!
  Lot's of Smiles!
  That's What I Ask God 2 Give U Thruout ur Life!
  HaPpY BirthDay...............birthday-wishes




• Its another birthday for u.God picked another petals on ur flower,wishing ur flowers may bloom for year.MANY MANY Happy returns of Day..




• look outside its so pleasant!
  sun smiling 4 u,
  tree dancing 4 u,
  birds singing 4 u,
  bcoz i requested them all to wish u:
  Happy birth day.




• I send to you warm wishes,That your happiness will be As wonderful as the happiness, You have always given me. Wish you Happy Birthday
• ON ur birthday may u.. relax more willingly smile more spontaneously fell less caution have fewer worries Greater laughter than ever b4.
• Hey,
  u r 1 year older now,
  1 year smarter now,
  1 year bigger now,
  and now u r 1 year closer to all your wishes.
  ~~ Happy Birthday ~~
• "In the end its not the years in ur life that count. it's the life in ur years" -Best wishes 4 ur birthday dear.
• Let the God decorate each golden ray of the sun reaching u with wishes of success, happiness and prosperity 4 u, wish u a Happy BirthDay
• Keep the Smile.
  Leave the Tear.
  Hold the Laugh,
  Leave the Pain,
  Think of Joy,
  Forget the Fear,
  Be Joyous because
  GOD IS GOOD
  HAPPY BIRTH DAY
• Wish you a many many happy returns of the day.
  May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity
  in your life.
  HAPPY BIRTHDAY
• Abundant Wealth;
  Pounds of Cakes;
  Variety of Presents;
  Hundreds of Friends;
  And lots of Happiness.
  That's my sincere wish for you on your birthday!
  Happy birthday, dear friend!
• I m so blessed 2 hv a friend lyk u, dis comes wid many loving thoughts nd warm wishesh I snd 2 u..
  may ur day b filled with laughter
  on dis ur spcl day many finest thing, in lyf always come ur way..Happy b'day..
• A Sizzling celebration, a gathering of friends;
  here is wishing you great happiness,
  & joy that never ends. "

Happy Birthday sms for Friend



• A perfect gift 4 u!
  Absolutely no cost, no batteries required,
  Non-taxable, silent performance,
  Extremely personal, fully returnable
  It's a SMILE from me to u on ur Birthday!
  Happy Birthday...................birthday sms for friends
• Little secret tucked away
  Saved untill ur special day
  Wishes sent from near & far
  2 say how nice u r
  May every small surprise
  Combine 2 make ur birth day really shine.........................birthday sms for friend
• Go my sweet SMS
  Sweet Friend k paas
  Sweet Galyoon sey ho ker
  Sweet Style k saath
  Sweet Smile k sath
  Sweet Mode k saath
  Sweet sey Andaz me kehna
  HAPPY BIRTH DAY...............................birthday sms for friend
• Zarur tmko kisine dil se pukara hoga,
  Ek bar to chand ne bhi tmko nihara hoga,
  Mayus hue honge sitare bhi us din,
  Khuda ne jb Zamin pr tmko utara hoga.
  Janmdin Mubark!
• Khushi se bete hr din
  Hr rat suhani rat ho.
  Jis taraf apke kadm pade
  Vaha phulo ki barsat ho.
• Sugandhit ho jeevn tmhara
  Taro ki chamk se samilit ho jeevn tmhara
  Subh din ye aye apke jevan mai hazar bar
  Aur hm apko “Janmdin Mubark” kehte rahe hr bar.
• Hm apke janmdin pr dete hai ye dua
  Hm aur tm milkar honge kabhi na juda
  Jivan bhar sath denge apna hai ye vada
  Tujh pr apni jaan bhi denge, apna hai ye irada …
• Sending birthday blessings
  Filled with love and peace & joy
  Wishing sweetest things happen
  Right b4 ur eyes !
• Birthday sms in hindi for friend, these birthday wishes certainly adds cheer on your friend birthday. Pick your favourite one and make their birthdays more special.
• World's happiest friends never have the same characters;
  They just have the best understanding of their differences.
• Dear Friend,
  You are always there for me, supporting me, encouraging me, listening to me and all those other things that friends do.
  Happy Birthday, my Wonderful Friend!
• This day only comes along once a year,
  So i hope it is allright to take
  Advantage of the opportunity
  And give you my "UNEXPECTED HUG".
  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
• U R Caring
  U R Loving
  U R Gentle
  U R like an angel
  always by my side
  Today is special day as special you

Sister Birthday SMS



• 2 a wonderful sister
  I send U warm wishes
  4 today and always
• Happy birthday sister nd many-many happy return of D day ..& may this year turn ur life in colorful mode... nd u get succeed in every step of ur life
• Like a fresh dewdrops of a new day...
  may god's loving hands b upon u..
  2day to freshn ur soul nd body..
  happy b'day 2 u...
• Ur b'day is d prfect tym 2 wish u...alive tht is filled wid happiness galore, tymless moments tht u spnd wid ur luvd 1 nd a day tht brings 2 u lots of luck tht stays wid u 2 make all ur dreams come true.
  happy plesnt b'day...
• U R sweet & supportive
  kind and loving
  cheerful & inspiring
  My friend & my mentor
  sister U mean so much more ten words can say
  Many-2 Happy Returns Of D Day
• Wish u a very happy birthday my sweet sister..
  may u get all that u want in ur life.
  & success always b urs.
• Through D years
  I've shared so much wid U
  bitter N sweet
  U've been such a comfort
  2 me helping me in every way
  & all I wanna say today
  H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y
• Secret sharer
  Fashion consultant
  Comfort giver
  Co-diet buster
  Co-operative bank
  always beside me like best friend
  today is really special day
  Very Happy Birthday
• Sometimes birthdays R excuse 2 throw a party
  Sometimes birthdays R excuse 2 sleep late
  Sometimes birthdays R excuse 2 indulge in fun
  Happy birthday to sister which always remind me childish fun N laughter shared together.
• Ur birthday is a gr8 day 2
  Celebrate how spcl ur as a person
  & how much it means 2 know we’re a family
  Happy birthday 2 my special sister
• 4 sister who has D best of everything like
  D best cloths
  D best accessories
  D best smile
  & me of course
  D best sister in D world
  Here’s wishing D the best of everything for today
  And all the days coming ahead
• A birthday is a lovely flower that blooms in life's garden
  and may that special blossom be bright especially today
  HAPPY BIRTHDAY
• Sister, u shelter
  by ur love
  & help me grow.
  a sister lyk U is
  a joy forever
  Happy b'day sister
• God bless u always with beauty joy and sunshine
  God bless u always with every gud things
  God bless u with his spcl love
  Happy b'day sister
• A wish 4 ur b'day..
  whatever u ask may u receive..
  what ever u seek..
  whatever u find..
  whatever ur wish may it be fun field on ur b'day and always..
• Life has its Golden moments
  & a lovely sister like U
  Makes them unforgettable
  
• U R special, U R a sister who fights wid me,
  plays wid me, suggest me & shouts at me.
  But U r so softhearted & I love U my dear sister.

English Good Morning sms and quotes

1. Hi, my name is SMS, I travel all across the world. My home is mobile. Network is my vehicle. My business is 2 connect people HEARTS n keep them in TOUCH. GMA
2. New morning +New aim +New decision +New dream +New idea +New thinking +New ambition =GREAT SUCCESS May God give u everything in life
3. Forget the things that made you sad and remember those that made you glad. Forget the troubles that passed away and remember the blessings that come each day.
4. fresh Morning fresh-day fresh-plans fresh-hopes fresh-efforts fresh-success fresh-feelings wish u a FRESH & SUCCESSFUL DAY. Fresh GMA
5. Life is like a piano, White keys are happy moments and Black keys are sad moments. But remember both keys are played together to give Sweet music in life. !
6. Full form of SMS S -sweet, M -morning, S -starts with my sms ..Friend
7. Life never seems to be the way we want it, but we live it the best way we can.There is no perfect life, but we can fill it with perfect Moments...
8. Dreams visit us when we are asleep but GOD is truly wise, he wakes us up each day & gives us every chance to make our dreams come true! 
9. Just 3 Steps 2 end ur tensions: Ctrl+Alt+Del. Control urself, Look 4 alternate solution & Delete the situation that caused tension! 
10. A Good SMS for Good person for a Good reason at a Good time On a Good day In a Good mood TO say "
11. Hello, wake up, Receive my simple gift of Good MORNING wrapped with sincerity, tied with care and sealed with a prayer to keep u safe and happy all day long! Take Care!
12. Cheerful people are like Sunlight. They shine in to the corners of the heart & offer bright mornings & fresh hopes Good Morning to one such person.
13. Night Has Gone and the MOON too. SUN has Arrived with the SKY blue. Open your Beautiful EYES, There is a SMS for you. 
14. Always use d best cosmetics 4 ur lips TRUTH 4 ur voice PRAYER 4 ur eyes SYMPATHY 4 ur hand CHARITY 4 ur heart LOVE 4 ur face SMILE 
15. One day Monday went toTuesday to see Wednesday and ask Thursday wheather Friday has told Saturday that SundaY is a FUN day...
16. Shining ANGEL Stands, Beside Your Silky Bed, Calling Ur Nice Name So Softly, Throwing Flowers On U And Saying 
17. Hope you start the day , Bieng what U like 2 b , Seeing wat U luv 2 see , Doing wat U plan 2 do , And having all ur wishes cume true have beautiful . .
18. See outside the Window, Sun rising for U, Flowers smiling for U, Birds Singing for U, Because last night I told them to wish you
19. M-ake the most of it. O-pen your heart and mind. R-emember to thank God. N-ever frown I-magine me N-othing to worry. Gma
20. God sprinkles tiny but wonderful seeds of blessings on earth And i just caught one So Nice n True Its a you.. 
21. Last night I sent an angel 2 watch over u while u were sleeping but it came back early! So I asked it why? It said that angels don't watch over other angels!
22. We are not too close in distance. Were not too near in miles. But text can still touch our hearts and thoughts can bring us smiles.
23. A Warm Good Morning Larger Than D Sea! Wider Than What Eyes Can See ! Soft Like Silk Should Be ! & Sweeter Than Honey of the Bee 
24. Tension is the poison of the Ambition..so no more tension, have full attention on your ambition, U will be in Good position... 
25. A night hug warms the heart, A night kiss brightens the day, & a gd morning to start your day!
26. Get up from ur soft soft bed Open ur teeny weeny eyes. Wear that jolly wolly smile & say to urself a Gud morning from my side. Hav a great day!
27. Don't make ur feelings like the garden, Everybody walk on it. But let it be like the sky. Everybody wishes 2 touch it.....! beautiful Good Morning quotes.
28. Morning is God's way of saying: "One more time! Live life. Make a difference. Touch 1 heart. Encourage 1 mind. Inspire 1 soul..." 
29. Beware of other duplicate Morning wishers I'm the only Authorised ISO 2007 certified dealer in morning wishes.. I wish an Orignal Sweet beautiful 
30. Morning has a great meaning. Every morning d SUN says "Wake up like me" SKY says "Aim my height" WIND says "Refresh like me" and I say
31. Morning is not only sunrise bt a beautiful miracle of GOD. that defeats the darkness and spread light. may this be one more beautiful day 4 u.
32. A morning greeting doesn't only mean "Good morning",it has a silent msg saying "I have remembered u wen I wake up".Takecare & have a great day.
33. Above the dark horizon soon new light rays will appear. They signify 2 all the world a fresh new day is here. 
34. You Worry About A Trouble It Becomes Double But Whn U Smile At It It Disappear Like Bubble So Always Smile At Ur Problem KEEP SMILING 
35. Life is never about the people who act true to your face It is always about the people who remain true at your back. 
36. My wishes R silent but true, Everywhere they will follow U.. Luck is yours, wishes are mine.. I wish your present and future always shine..
37. Do u know D meaning of morning? morning neans, one more INNING given by GOD to play and win so, Good MORNING & Have a Lovely and Joyful Day.
38. Stealing the blue from the splashing seas A tinge of green from the youthful trees A bit of orange from the sunset hues With crystal white from the morning dews I have framed a bright and colourful wish Just for you.. Good Morning and have Colouful Day!
39. Morning is NATURE'S way of saying: "Live life one more time, make a difference, touch one heart, encourage one mind n inspire one soul".. Gud morning.
40. Sweet sweet Morning"cold cold climate "Hot hot Tea" A little heart beat says very very "G.M"
41. Eyes r not meant for tears & heart is not meant for fear, never get upset, always cheer as U r the one who can make me smile for years.
42. There r many stars but d Moon is U, There r many friends but d Best is U, To forget Me is up to U, To forget U is something I'll never do! 
43. Good MORNING... Good AFTERNOON Good EVENING D OVR AL GUD DAY
44. Waves Are Inspiring, Not Because They Rise And Fall, But Because They Never Fail To Rise Again. Have A Rising Day
45. Its so common to hear, HOW RU? WHAT RU DOING? HOW IS UR DAY? ANY PLANS?? . . So let me ask u something different! . . Did u smile today? Just smile! 
46. Tackle life with all ur Skill,2 Overcome each & every Hill, If u persist with all ur Will, U'll enjoy ur life & all its Thrill. So just Chill...
47. Fresh flowers are waiting to disturb u Hot coffe waiting to taste ur lips Sun, birds, cool air - all r looking at ur window to say u Good morning Have nice day.
48. Smiling is a sign of Gud Mood.. Laughing is sign of Happiness.. Praying is sign of Gud Faith.. & having u as my friend is a sign of God's Blessings Have Good Day
49. Hardwork is like a staircase and Luck is like a Lift. Lift may sometimes fail but Staircase always takes us to the top. 
50. I wish for SUN to warm U, MOON to charm U, A SHELTRING Angle so that nothing can Harm UFaithful friends near U and everything U pray GOD to hear 
51. Smile increases value of face, Anger spoils beauty of soul, Faith is force of life, Confidence is companion of success, So keep smiling. 
52. Cook your own breakfast by mixing happiness, faith and wisdom add a little understanding, a pint of hope and a spoon full of love; top with a lot of smiles! 
53. Morning is not only sunrise but a beautiful miracle of GOD that defeats the darkness n spread light. May everyday spread light in our whole life.! 
54. It makes me so happy, this is what Im gonna do, send a gud morning sms right back to you, Good Morning my Friend, HAVE A WoNdErFuL
55. New day new blessing. Don't let yesterdays failures ruin the beauty of today, because each day has its own promise of love, joy, forgiveness.
56. For every Success of a person there wills b a Countless Pain in his Heart And that Pain makes him a Successful Person in Life Good morning Have a nice day!!
57. Life is not an i-pod to listen to ur favorite songs! Its like a radio in which U must adjust yourself to enjoy whatever cams up!! Have a wonderful morning.
58. The Best Day of Your Life is The One on Which You Decide Your Life Is Your Own. No Apologies or Excuses. No one To Lean On, Rely on Or Blame. The Gift Is Yours, It Is An Amazing Journey And You Alone Are Responsible For The Quality Of It. This Is the Day Your Life Really Begins 
59. Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunset, pointed Rainbow, dedicate blossoms, love & laughter ,Quiet moments & fantastic people like U & ME.
60. Be a Diode to remove -we thinking, A Transistor to amplify the Character... A Resistor to drop Bad habits, And a Capacitor to store Good thoughts. 
61. Happiness is not based on position, power or prestige but on the relationship with other people those u love and care".
62. Let me KISS ur LIPS, Let me FEEL your TEETH, let me TASTE your TONGUE, this is your friend COLGATE ! reminding u 2 brush.
63. Before the Golden Sun Rise, let me decorate each of the Rays with Wishes of Success and Happiness 4 you.
64. When you share urself with others, Life begins to find its meaning.. But, the time U touch the HEART of others is the moment U truly start living! 
65. An Ideal Day should begin with A Cute little yawn on ur Face A Cup of Coffee in ur Hand An SMS 4m me on ur mobile?! Have a Good day
66. I Woke Up One Day & Thought Something Was Missing. So I Got Up From My Bed, Grabbed My Cell Phone & Sent You a Morning Greeting. Good Morning!!! Sun glows for a day, Candle for an hour, Matchstick for a minute, But a Good day can glow forever, So start ur day with a SMILE Have a nice day!
67. I searched many shops to buy d best chocolate 4 u. But i didn't find any chocolate sweeter than u & your smile.
68. All d achievements in this world r made by People who had d courage to not to listen to d crowd.. But.. Do what they felt was right?? Think!!
69. With petals of Roses, Palm full of Holly water, Light of Full Sun, Fragrance of Flower & Grass with dew. I wish u a very special GMA
70. Todays weather Report: you will have Rain of Blessings Wind of Joy, Fog of Peace Dews of Love, Snow of Happiness & blossom of GOD'S GRACE! 
71. A word of encouragement from a true person during failure, is worth more than an hour of praise by anyone after success!!!!!!!!!! 
72. Very little is needed 2 have a happy Life. it is all within urself. in ur ways of thinkng. No matter what u do, do it with L0VE in ur HEART... Gud morring ..

Good Morning sms in hindi

73. THAKANPUR se FRESHNAGAR tak aane wali NINDIYA xpress Prabhat Nagar pahuch chuki hai, Yatriyo se anurodh hai K wo apne Hasin Sapno se Jaag jae.
74. Aaj pyari se subah boli, Utth dekh kya nazara hein.... Par meine bola, pehele usko to sms karoon jo subeh se bhi pyaara hai 
75. Baharo ka sama hota hai apke aane se, phool khilte hai aapki aahat se, Jyada mat soiye janab kyoki Har subah hoti hai apke MUSKURANE se.
76. Pyari Si Sweet Si Neend K Baad, Raat K Kuch Haseen Lamhon K Baad, Subah K Kuch Naye Sapno K Saath, Duniya Main Kuch Apno K Sath, Aap Ko Pyar Se Good Morning mere yaar.
77. Mausam ki bahaar acchi ho phoolo ki kaliya kacchi ho hamari ye dosti sacchi ho RAB bas ek dua hai meri dost ki har subah acchi ho! 
78. Meethi neend Meethe sapne Ho Gaya savera ab to jago Chand bhi chup gaya fir rat K intezar Me 1 naya din shuru karo apni manzil ki talash Me
79. Suraj ki pahli kiran khushi de aapko, Dusri kiran hasi de aapko, Tisri tandarusti aur kamyabi, Bas aab jyada nahi warna garmi lagegi!!! 
80. Na mandir na bhagwaan, Na pooja na snaan, Din hote hi hamara sabse pehala kaam Ek pyara sa sms apne dost ke naam 
81. Twinklw Twinkle LAZY STAR, kitna soyega uthja yaar, Up above d World so high,Sun has risen in d SKY,uthke jaldi PEELE CHAI, thn U Call & say me HI
82. Raat ne chadar samet li hai, Suraj ne kirne bikher di hai, chalo utho aur thanks karo apne Bhagwan ko... jisne hume ye Pyari si subah di hai. 
83. Bare Armaan Se Banwaya Hai Isse Roshni Se Sajaya Hai Bahot Dor Se Mangwaya Hai Zara Khirki Khol Ke Daikho Ap Ko Good Morning Kehne Suraj Aaya Hai ... G O_O D MORNING :)
84. Subah ka mausam jaise janat ka ehsaas ankhon me neend or chai ki talash jagne ki majburi thoda or sone ki aas par apka din shub ho hamari gud morning k sath..
85. X cuse me, Agar ap abhi soye nahin ho aur sms parh rahe ho to Good Night Aur agar aap so gaye ho aur sms subah parho gay to phir 
86. subah k "phool" khil gaye,"PANCHHI" apne "Safar" pe UDD gaye, "SURAJ" ate hi "TAARE" bhi CHUP gye..kya ap apni "MEETHI NIND"se "Uth" gaye? Gud Morning
87. Boy: "Tuj mai Rab dikta Hai, Yara mai kya karu" Girl: "Darsan kr, Dakshina de, Prasad la or Chala ja, Q ki tere piche or bhi Bhakt khare hai".
88. oye mere yaar Mere mercedees car mere guitar mere dil k taar mere twinkle star mere moti k haar mere dil k karar Good MORNING YAARR.
89. Bin savan barsat nahi hoti, Suraj dube bina raat nahi hoti, kya kare ab kuch aise halat hai, aapki yaad aaye bina din ki shuruat nahi hoti. 
90. Taji hawa me phulon ki mehak ho, Pehli kiran me chidiyon ki ghehak ho, Jab bhi kholo tum apni palkein, Un palkon me bas khushiyon ki jhalak ho.. G@M
91. Pani ki boonde phulo ko bhiga rahi he Thandi lehre ek taazgi jaga rahi he Ho jaiye aap bhi inme shamil Ek pyari si subah aapko jaga rahi he.
92. Rat Pe "SVERA" Cha Gaya, "SURAJ" Roshni K Sath Aa gaya Ye MAHOL "SUBHA" Ka Sab hi Ko Bha Gaya Or AAP Ne Aankh Kholi To "MSG" HAMARA Aagaya. =Good=MORNING=
93. Moon ne Band ki Lighting, Sun ne shuru ki shining Bird ne di hai warning k ho gayi hai Morning, to Hum bhi bol de ab, aap ko Good Morning!
94. Soraj ki pehli kiran Din ka pehla pehar Panchion ki pehli chehchahat Dhanak ka pehla rang Hawa ki thandi sansanahat Subha ka pehla khomar: 
95. Pani ki bunde fulon ko bhiga rahi hai,Thandi lehren ek tazgi jaga rahi hai, Ho jaye ap bhi inme shamil, Ek pyari si subah apko jaga rahi hai. 
96. NUR SE AJ CHAND BHI SARMAYA HAI. AP KI DOSTI NE AISA GAJAB DHAYA HAI. KHUDA SE KYA MANGU AP KO. KHUDA NE KHUD AP JAISA DOST MANGAYA HAI,
97. You r my sweet SONA I don't want u KHONA I want a place in your heart's KONA Otherwise i will start RONA At least Good Morning to kar LONA
98. 1 Khushbu Gulab k Sath Thori c Hansi Mzak k Sath 1 Yad Mulakat K Sath Nhi Sbha Surj Ki Pehli Kiran K Sath Hmesha Khush Raho Meri Duaon K Sath.
99. Chand mama so gaye, Suraj Chachu Jage, Subah ho gayee mamu... bole to Good Morning! JaGoOo! JaGoOo! TeNsIoN Na Lo COLLEGE Hai Na Soney Ke Liye!  Wishing u. G Morning O Afternoon O Evening D Night hey, 4 in 1 Text messages pack - I save the money..
100. khushi ka har pal ho tumhare liye baharo ka gulista ho tumhare liye kamyabi ki manzil ho tumhare liye bas ek pal tumhara ho hamare liye.